That's Fantastic!!

“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

Anonymous

redstonedust:

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

greelin:

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

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moki-dokie:

furiousfinnstan:

@stvksn on ig

i hope your god has asked you for mercy and i hope you’ve refused to forgive him

is so insanely powerful. that’s gonna be seared in my brain for a long time. fuck.

papayajuan2019:

doctor just diagnosed me with a kindness in my eyes that can’t quite be put into words

eggcup:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

eggcup:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

eggcup:

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

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HOO!

thanks it worked

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……you can go now

garlend:

lotshusband:

lotshusband:

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that

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Thank you for your work soldier 🫡

samreich:

know your worth! 🙏