“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU
i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her
@stvksn on ig
i hope your god has asked you for mercy and i hope you’ve refused to forgive him
is so insanely powerful. that’s gonna be seared in my brain for a long time. fuck.
why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed
maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that
Thank you for your work soldier 🫡
Favorite mostly forgotten early 2000s (or older) book series?
Leven Thumps
Deltora Quest
Leviathan
Keys To the Kingdom
Maximum Ride
The Five Ancestors
Inkheart
Uglies
Gregor the Overlander
Cirque Du Freak
Circle of Magic
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